Live demo line

Call this number. Try to trip it up.

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It answers as "Maple Street Plumbing," a made-up shop. Say you've got no heat at 9 pm. Ask what a service call costs. Ask for a Saturday. Bookings go to a demo calendar; nobody comes to your house.

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